New PDF release: 101 Two-Letter Words

By Stephin Merritt

ISBN-10: 0393240193

ISBN-13: 9780393240191

The rustic folks say howdy-do yet the following on the town, it's yo; they'll say it within the kingdom too in 20 years or so. Rolling Stone journal has referred to as songwriter Stephin Merritt of the Magnetic Fields the Cole Porter of his new release; O, The Oprah journal has hailed cartoonist Roz Chast because the wryest pen on account that Dorothy Parker's. jointly they've got crafted a witty and distinct ebook in party of two-letter phrases, concentrating on the a hundred and one such phrases that count number in Scrabble. that includes unique four-line poems by way of Merritt and colour illustrations via Chast, one hundred and one Two-Letter phrases covers customary phrases (go, hello, no, ox) in addition to vague ones (ka, oe, qi, xu). With the darkish wit and smart wordplay of Edward Gorey or Shel Silverstein, this ebook is certain to thrill not only Scrabble avid gamers and crossword puzzle enthusiasts but additionally someone in thrall to the most eldritch corners of the English language."

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