By Barry Louis Polisar
This witty, foolish, funny selection of a few of Barry Louis Polisar's best-loved tune lyrics, observed via innovative full-color drawings, brings to lifestyles the usually comical truth of adolescence. full of pesky siblings, terrifying lecturers, and tormented babysitters who will not go back, let alone numerous monsters, a boy who has misplaced his pants, and a tender baby with a puppy named "Cat," the illustrated poetry will satisfaction teenagers of every age in addition to their mom and dad.
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Everyone is equal when it comes to underwear, Because beneath your underwear it's just yourself that's there. Everyone wears underwear-or at least they should. Underwear is lots of things, but mostly it is good. Some like the feel of cotton. I share this belief. Likewise I don't like boxer shorts, give me a pair of briefs. Some don't like to talk about it, that's because they're shy. People laugh at underwear, but I do not know why. " That's what my mom will say. " Underwear with lots of holes, is a sorry sight, Look around and try to see who's wearing their's too tight!
Usually you can't see what goes on beneath Ragged clothes, evening gowns or the finest three-piece suit. Underwear is everywhere; there is no substitute. Everyone is equal when it comes to underwear, Because beneath your underwear it's just yourself that's there. Everyone wears underwear-or at least they should. Underwear is lots of things, but mostly it is good. Some like the feel of cotton. I share this belief. Likewise I don't like boxer shorts, give me a pair of briefs. Some don't like to talk about it, that's because they're shy.
Don't put your finger in your eye, That's not a thing I think you oughta try. You can blink it, you can wink it, But I don't think it Would be good to put your finger in your eye. And don't stick your finger down your throat. 'Cause that will just make you start to choke. Then up wil\ come your dinner And you'l\ start to look much thinner, So don't stick your finger down your throat. Don't put your finger up your nose, 'Cause your nose knows that's not the place it goes. You can sniffle, you can sneeze, But I'm asking you-pleaseDon't put your finger up your nose.
A Little Less Noise (Rainbow Morning Music Picture Books) by Barry Louis Polisar